What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:32

No way
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
What do you think about a sister's love?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors