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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

What do you think about a sister's love?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

share office space ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?